Wanna know what riding the plains is like?

Okay, so you might be wondering, "What's it like biking across the Great Plains?" So, here's what you'll need to get to find out: 1. An exercise bike, 2. A big poster of the picture below,


3. A sauna, 4. A good collection of horseflies, mosquitoes, and biting flies, 5. A timer, 6. Lots of water. Got them all? Okay. Now put the exercise bike in the sauna and tape the poster to the wall in front of it. Release the flies. Get on the bike and pedal for 5-7 hours. Make sure you swat your butt and legs on a regular basis so the flies can't take a chunk out of you. Drink lots of the now really warm water. You can stop to rest anytime but that's when the mosquitoes and flies really get ya plus you have to stop the timer every time you do. Repeat daily for about two weeks. For variation, change the sauna temperature every few days.

Is it really this bad? Today it is. Man, the flies are awful and it's hotter than hell. And, there's a headwind. Grrrrrr!

-- Post From My iPhone

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